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| 11/11/2010 09:38:38 AM | She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction by Bob Hope | |
| 10/25/2010 10:02:03 AM | MOM is an upside down WOW by Malcolm in the Middle | |
| 10/17/2010 10:21:19 AM | I have read all your CVs and on paper you all look very good. But then again so does fish and chips by Lord Alan Sugar | |
| 10/17/2010 10:07:03 AM | England were so boring that I went on eBay to buy a table! by Ian Holloway | |
| 10/11/2010 11:03:47 AM | Never be seen with a woman old enough to be your wife by Tony Curtis | |
| 08/19/2010 04:34:02 PM | Learn from the mistakes of others. Don't try to do them all yourself, you'll never live long enough. by somebody | |
| 08/19/2010 04:33:03 PM | If I would have had more time, I would have written you a shorter letter. by Mark Twain | |
| 07/27/2010 02:19:57 PM | I love Blackpool, we are very similar. We both look better in the dark! by Ian Holloway | |
| 06/02/2010 11:36:54 AM | I have known a great many troubles, most of which never happened. by Mark Twain | |
| 03/26/2010 12:26:29 PM | In the land of the blind the one eyed monster is king by David Mulvey | |
| 03/23/2010 02:27:53 PM | Management consultants borrow your watch then charge you to tell you the time by SnowyTheRabbit | |
| 03/23/2010 10:42:15 AM | Thicker than a whale omelette by Ghostlight | |
| 03/18/2010 03:34:50 PM | Assume and you make an Ass out of you and me by David Brent | |
| 03/18/2010 03:32:34 PM | fail to prepare and prepare to fail by anon | |
| 03/17/2010 11:08:15 AM | I don't like this song, it makes me feel sick. by James Trusler | |
| 03/15/2010 03:11:38 PM | Maybe the England team shuld try substituting Beckham with alcohol by James Trusler | |
| 03/12/2010 10:51:02 AM | Why are Hot Cross Buns so nice? It's like Madonna jumped in my mouth and had a party by James Trusler | |
| 03/10/2010 12:08:55 PM | Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day. by SlartiBartFast | |
| 07/09/2009 12:07:20 PM | There is no justice, just us by Suggs | |
| 07/09/2009 12:04:04 PM | More brains in a pork pie by Geoffery Boycott | |