Quotes

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Quote	Notes	References
' Learn from the mistakes of others. Don'...' by somebody
'Assume and you make an Ass out of you an...' by David Brent
'England were so boring that I went on eB...' by Ian Holloway
'fail to prepare and prepare to fail' by anon
'I don't like this song, it makes me feel...' by James Trusler
'I have known a great many troubles, most...' by Mark Twain
'I have read all your CVs and on paper yo...' by Lord Alan Sugar
'I love Blackpool, we are very similar. W...' by Ian Holloway
'If I would have had more time, I would h...' by Mark Twain
'In the land of the blind the one eyed mo...' by David Mulvey
'Management consultants borrow your watch...' by SnowyTheRabbit		b3ta
'Maybe the England team shuld try substit...' by James Trusler
'MOM is an upside down WOW' by Malcolm in the Middle
'More brains in a pork pie' by Geoffery Boycott
'Never be seen with a woman old enough to...' by Tony Curtis
'Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think t...' by SlartiBartFast
'She said she was approaching forty, and ...' by Bob Hope
'There is no justice, just us' by Suggs
'Thicker than a whale omelette' by Ghostlight
'Why are Hot Cross Buns so nice? It's lik...' by James Trusler

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